Oklahoma bill SB1418 to prevent food made of fetuses

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Sounds too crazy to be true, right? But for the radical right, there’s no such thing as “too crazy”.

OK GOP state senator Ralph Shortey’s bill, SB1418, seeks to prohibit

the sale or manufacture of food or products which contain aborted human fetuses

I wasn’t aware that was a problem, but senator Shortey (he-he!) thinks it could happen

“But the fact is that there is a potential that there are companies that are using aborted human babies in their research and development of basically enhancing flavor for artificial flavors. And if that is happening — because it is a possibility — and if it’s happening then I just don’t think it should even be an option for a company.”

Shortey added that if you took this idea to its logical conclusion, you could “force every human being” to be an organ donor, “and that’s kind of what we’re doing with these children. Before they’re born, we’re going to kill them and then we can do anything we want to with your body.”

zombie fetusDon’t worry though – Shortey’s bill wouldn’t be effective until November 1st, which gives us eight good months to feast on zombie fetus brains (anyone watch the Walking Dead Sunday night? errrrrr … errrrrrr … zombie fetus is coming to eat you Shortey …).

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  • Well, there goes my Modest Proposal for this Soylent Green thing I'm working on. Nice job breaking startups, Senator Shortey.