BREAKING NEWS: RUSH LIMBAUGH FIRED!

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LIMBAUGH LEANS FORWARD.

Limbaugh’s slut tirade caused not only a massive loss of  sponsors , it also created a deep matrimonial divide.    And, in what some are calling a “stunt’ to save his crumbling marriage: LIMBAUGH HAS CUT ALL TIES WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

Yes, it’s true. The Conservative SHOCK JOCK, in what some political pundits are calling THE WORST ACT OF PARTISAN TERRORISM THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER SEEN,  has joined the Democratic Party.

The redemptive move has created a marriage of sorts with the think tanks at MSNBC,  who, only moments ago, announced that Limbaugh would be the new co-anchor of the Rachel Maddow Show.  The new format, debuting later this month,  will feature Limbaugh’s LIVE baptism performed by the host of Politics Nation,  Reverend Al Sharpton.

MSNBC execs are troubled by the reactions of the stars of some of their most popular shows:

Chris Matthews’ the host of HARDBALL, tweeted this morning that “ I don’t care if is he baptized by the POPE; I am LEAVING the moment Limbaugh sets foot in the building.

Lawrence O’Donnell could not be reached for comment, but a press release issued earlier this morning stated that O’Donnell was rushed to a local hospital after staffers reportedly discovered him in a hypnotic state repeating the words, “Hydocodone and arsenic” over and over, again.

Ed Schultz, for the first time in his career was rendered speechless. But, did mention something about “backwoods justice.”

Despite the harsh reactions of some, network execs insist that, “Maddow is excited about the new format.”  However, sources closest to Maddow say that she will issue a formal statement as soon as they can talk her down from the ledge of her condo.

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