Things are going to kick into high gear now that Romney is the presumptive GOP nominee, and Republicans will be dialing it back on unpopular issues to appear more human; so we’re providing this voting aid to help determine which party actually gives a damn about the American people:
Ask Yourself
1. Which party wants to eliminate guaranteed Social Security benefits and turn your retirement into a crap shoot?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
2. Which party wants to eliminate all or part of Medicare and Medicaid which will result in seniors paying thousands of dollars more for health care?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
3. Which party wants to cut unemployment benefits, make the unemployed pay for drug tests in order to be eligible even if there’s no indication a person’s ever used drugs, and deny benefits to those without a high school diploma?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
4. Which party wants to bust unions and take away bargaining rights for groups like Firemen, Police, Teachers and Librarians?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
5. Which party wants to do away with public education and rewrite student history books to remove references to slavery and any other things they don’t want mentioned?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
6. Which party wants to cut back or eliminate Pell grants, which mainly benefit poor and middle class college students and raise the interest rate on student loan payments?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
7. Which party wants to take away Women’s and families reproductive choice including the use of contraception?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
8. Which party wants to deny gays their rights and possibly criminalize being gay?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
9. Which party wants to give tax breaks to the rich while increasing taxes on the poor and middle class?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
10. Which party wants to do away with the Environmental Protection Agency?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
11. Which party wants to do away with the Consumer Protection Agency?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
12. Which party wants to gut the authority of the Food and Drug Administration?
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
13. Which party’s “Christian” candidates believe torturing human beings in the name of war is okay?***
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
14. Which party takes their biggest psychos and props them up as Presidential candidates? (or Vice President)****
□ a.) Republicans
□ b.) Republicans
* If you got any answers wrong, you’re a Republican voter
** If you’re confused by this post, you’re a Tea Party voter
*** 2 out of 8 candidates did not condone torture: John Huntsman and Ron Paul
**** You don’t need a link for this one, but you can always just google Republicans + wingnuts, lunatics, nutjobs, fringe element, psychos or hate groups – you’ll find more info.
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