Election 2012: Your Handy Voter Decision Guide

Things are going to kick into high gear now that Romney is the presumptive GOP nominee, and Republicans will be dialing it back on unpopular issues to appear more human; so we’re providing this voting aid to help determine which party actually gives a damn about the American people:

Ask Yourself

1. Which party wants to eliminate guaranteed Social Security benefits and turn your retirement into a crap shoot?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

2. Which party wants to eliminate all or part of Medicare and Medicaid which will result in seniors paying thousands of dollars more for health care?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

3. Which party wants to cut unemployment benefits, make the unemployed pay for drug tests in order to be eligible even if there’s no indication a person’s ever used drugs, and deny benefits to those without a high school diploma?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

4. Which party wants to bust unions and take away bargaining rights for groups like Firemen, Police, Teachers and Librarians?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

5. Which party wants to do away with public education and rewrite student history books to remove references to slavery and any other things they don’t want mentioned?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

6. Which party wants to cut back or eliminate Pell grants, which mainly benefit poor and middle class college students and raise the interest rate on student loan payments?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

7. Which party wants to take away Women’s and families reproductive choice including the use of contraception?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

8. Which party wants to deny gays their rights and possibly criminalize being gay?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

9. Which party wants to give tax breaks to the rich while increasing taxes on the poor and middle class?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

10. Which party wants to do away with the Environmental Protection Agency?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

11. Which party wants to do away with the Consumer Protection Agency?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

12. Which party wants to gut the authority of the Food and Drug Administration?

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

13. Which party’s “Christian” candidates believe torturing human beings in the name of war is okay?***

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

14. Which party takes their biggest psychos and props them up as Presidential candidates? (or Vice President)****

□   a.) Republicans

□   b.) Republicans

* If you got any answers wrong, you’re a Republican voter

** If you’re confused by this post, you’re a Tea Party voter

*** 2 out of 8 candidates did not condone torture: John Huntsman and Ron Paul

**** You don’t need a link for this one, but you can always just google Republicans + wingnuts, lunatics, nutjobs, fringe element, psychos or hate groups – you’ll find more info.

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