The Bar Yesterday (or, Health Care Freakout Review)

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The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the SCOTUS nine that day:
The score stood five to four, with some at yes and some at nay.
And then when Kennedy went right, and Roberts left, for shame,
A sickly silence fell upon us as the judgement came.

There is too much too much to talk about, so I’ll start with the bar.

My local haunt just up the road from home was my first stop after a full day of “work.” (Of course I say “work” because like Republican Congressman Mike Pence, I too likened the Supreme Court ruling on the Affordable Care Act to 9/11: I was ineffective and nothing but a media consumption machine.) I needed to stop in because another regular to my spot is an outspoken Limbaugh/Hannity parrot (let’s call him Dolton) and I was hoping he was angry and loud so I could just soak it up.

I broke with my swear-off of right wing radio just for one day and I was not disappointed on the ride over. Hannity was moderating a discussion and who-knows was shouting about how it was going to destroy America and everyone was audibly upset, like they’d just lost Reagan again but this time he killed himself after Obama whooped his ass with a tire iron. It was a jumbled cacophony of angry and fear and consolation and denial and atta-buddy and “We’ll get ’em next time!” because Roberts is a brilliant Constitutional lawyer – he just got it wrong.

The way it unfolded couldn’t have helped. Fox and CNN got it wrong and it was such a major issue, such a grand event that knowing how disappointed I was and how much higher I got when the big reveal came, I can only imagine the emotional depths to which the anti-Obamacare folks fell.

Here’s my representative, Ohio’s Jean Schmidt, freaking the hell out in a joyous explosion in public:

If only that video had run for 20 minutes to catch the aftermath.

The pain and sorrow was palpable everywhere and the denial was painful to watch. This is what Drudge and Savage have been doing since yesterday:

matt drudge, michael savage call roberts inept due to medication

And if it wasn’t that, it was because he was coerced because he was blackmailed because he is rainbow-farting GAY!

(But there was one interesting nugget provided by Gawker about how Roberts totally did this intentionally because he has a wider game stance and is plotting something really big.)

The freakouts from popular pundits and pols alike? Flippin’ epic.

And some comeuppance is due as well. O’Reilly had said he’d apologize for being an idiot if the ACA was upheld by the Supremes:

Limbaugh said in 2010 that if this all went through, he’d move to Costa Rica. Unfortunately for him, Costa Rica has universal health care. D’oh. Speaking of idiots, Buzzfeed did a lovely collection of tweets from those railing against socialized medicine and who had had enough – so they were moving to Canada. Where there is socialized medicine.

Palin was in on the action, Rubio needed no cue to jump in front of a camera, and the overwhelming talking point is “OMG – it’s a TAX on America’s working class!” Unless you’re Rep. Phillip Gingrey who simply said “I don’t want to have a beer with Justice Roberts today.”

Which brings me back to Dolton.

I walked into the bar, sat in my usual spot – far from him. I was expecting him and his cronies to be long drunk by 5pm and hootin’ and a-hollerin’ about how this was the end of America. Dolton looked drunker than usual, but he was alone, slumped somewhat over the bar, and staring at the non-stop coverage on the big-screen. On MSNBC.

He briefly glanced at me as I sat and ordered a vodka grapefruit and a shot of Rumple Minze, his mouth slightly open as though he might say something but could find no words. He went back to the TV, his Miller Lite, and his doubles of J├Ągermeister. Dolton was a broken man yesterday, as though part of his soul was leaking out in place of the tears he wouldn’t let come in public. I really almost felt bad for him.


Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
Yes, “America” we call it – don’t let the Repubs find that out.

(Crossposted at CFC)

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  • Absolutely loving the right-wing angst. But they’ve really bought the “end of our nation” crap from the republican propaganda machine. In most respects, there is little difference between presidents that directly affects any of these right-wingers. Their hyperbole is based on imagination of something that just isn’t there. When they’re in power, they’re god-fearing patriots and the rest of us are unpatriotic, god-less, gay-loving liberals. When they’re out of office, the world is coming to an end. But it keeps folks like Glenn Beck in luxury cars and mansions, so that’s what matters most.