Who could forget “Redneck from Wasilla”?
While some thought that energizing piece of musical creativity was the very best of Sarah Palin, it was later thought to have been satiric. However the true, all-time, winner of the coveted award for the very worst campaign video, was the variation on the Battle Hymn of the Republic, made by these musical sensations:
Now Mitt Romney, a candidate of the people, is giving Sarah Palin a run for her money. William Tapley is a 73 year old musical genius. He is best known for his video proving that the Denver Airport is filled with phallic symbols. Because it is unclear whether he was washed in the blood of a male or female lamb, it is not clear if the blood-washing had anything to do with his unique ability to spot phallic symbols. Regardless, he is a self-proclaimed phallic expert.
Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert have commented on Mr. Tapley and his “low hanging fruit.”
This self-proclaimed “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times,” and phallic expert, has risen to become a champion for the Mitt Romney campaign. Mr. Tapley has the cojones that Mitt Romney urns for. Mr. Tapley features himself, as the wizard of the keyboard, and songbird extraordinaire, in this musical tribute to Mitt Romney.
While it is unclear as of this the 24th day of July if Mitt Romney has earned the vote of the First and Second Eagle of the Apocalypse, or the Second Co-Profit of the End Times, he has clearly persuaded the Third Eagle and the First Profit of his vision for the future of America. Rumor has it that Mr. Tapley plans to erect a monument to Mitt Romney, as a youngster, in combination with his vision of the End of Times.