In a humorous jab at Mitt Romney’s debate comment, hundreds of people have taken to Amazon to review the Avery Binder. There are over 90 pages of some pretty entertaining stuff. Here are a few of the “reviews”:
“I was originally going to rate this only 1 star. You see, I’m a big girl and I can only squeeze about 53% of myself into this binder. But then I decided that I’m not going to worry about the other 47%.”
“Maybe it’s just my women, but they don’t seem to want to fit into the space I’ve designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.
I’m going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.”
“Like most American CEO’s, Mitt didn’t know any women personally, however, he was saved by this binder. His staff filled it full of women and presented it to him so that he could make his selection. He also has a binder full of Hispanic’s, and even one for Blacks. The Blacks Binder, however, doesn’t contain women at this time. Soon, Binders Full of Asians will be released. At this time, there is no plan for any Binders Full of Middle Easterners or Gays to be released.”
“…I purchased the Avery binder about a year ago. Before I had this product, my women were everywhere. I ran into them in the halls, they were in my home, sometimes occupying the bathroom for long hours, it was basically chaos. Once I acquired my binder, however, everything just made sense…”
“…Yesterday evening, just after my wife had finished washing the dinner dishes, taking out the garbage, getting our infant triplets to sleep, spaying the cat, neutering the dog, and polishing my bowling ball, I spring this wonderful (I thought) surprise on her. However, she refused to get into this binder! Not only that, but she suggested I jam this binder up my……well, I can’t repeat such language on a family web site. Let’s just say I was extremely disappointed.”
“My binder failed to contain even one woman even though I was told I could fill it with women. The test woman had no trouble slipping free of the rings and fleeing my basement. Do not recommend.”
“Do not purchase this binder if you travel regularly on the roof of a car. Several of my binder-mates met a sad fate when they were loosened from their rings and tragically blown from the top of the station wagon. We’ve draped their tabs in black in memoriam. RIP my filed friends.”
“…I didn’t realize till last night how dangerous my family truly is, since I am a single mom. Now that I know, I also put all of our guns in the binder…”
“After watching the debates the other night, I rushed online to get a binder. It arrived and as I was trying it on for size, the middle ring punctured my lung. I am now sitting in the emergency room without health insurance and unable to pay my medical bill because my boss will only pay me 72% of what I should be earning. Sheesh…”
If you have some spare time, read a few pages before Amazon pulls them down. It’s great to see people make real stupidity humorous.