Category Archives: Satire

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

From the Borowitz Report: Saying he is “sympathetic to late night comedians’ struggle to find jokes to make about me,” Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes. The five jokes, which Sen. Obama … Continue reading

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FOX News Airs Piss-Poor Photoshops, Proves Conservatives Aren’t Funny

This comes to us from the good folks at Media Matters (and so do the pics): During a segment in which Fox & Friends co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“John McCain’s in the news. Earlier today, John McCain released 1,200 pages of his medical records. Or, as his doctor calls it, Chapter One.” –Conan O’Brien “I guess McCain is scheduled to meet with three possible vice presidential nominees this … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“The Pentagon announced this week that the reward for capturing al Qaeda leader Abu al-Masri has been dropped from $5 million to $100,000. Yeah. And they say if that doesn’t bring him in, they’re prepared to go even lower.” –Jay … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“Have you heard about this? This is kind of an interesting idea. In a move they say could revolutionize politics, John McCain and Barack Obama said they might campaign together, go out together.They would go out and they would debate … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“I don’t know if you’re aware of this. We just passed a big milestone yesterday. True story. Yesterday was the five-year anniversary of President Bush’s speech in front of the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner. Yeah, to celebrate, today, President Bush gave … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“Tomorrow I go to Washington D.C. to perform at the White House Correspondents Dinner. It’s thrown by the press corps for the president and his staff. Everyone who works for the president will be there. Dick Cheney will be there; … Continue reading

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TGIF

Take a break from the political struggle and have a little fun! Street Fight Obama and Hillary fight it out in hand-to-hand combat. Play this free game now!! Dancing Hillary Check out Hillary’s moves! Play this free game now!!

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Late Night Political Jokes

“Now, you may have seen this earlier on the news. Did you hear what President Bush said to the pope after his speech today? This is an exact quote. I’m not changing it. He said, ‘Awesome speech, your Holiness.’ That’s … Continue reading

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Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Over at glumbert: glumbert – Gay scientists isolate Christian gene

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The Real McCain – The Fake Interview

If George Snuffleupagus could grow a journalistic nut while pointing his pointer to the right, this is how McCain’s 4/20 interview would go: And where’s his flag pin?

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Late Night Political Jokes

“Last week, John McCain visited his old school. In high school, he studied Latin. Did you know that? Well, he had to, that was the only language spoken.” –Jay Leno “John McCain is now crisscrossing the United States campaigning. Or, … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“But, see, I tell you – you know what’s interesting? He’s not a bowler, obviously. And Barack Obama made the typical mistake a lot of rookie bowlers make. He bowled sober. See, you never do that.” –Jay Leno “And yesterday … Continue reading

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ONN: BS Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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Late Night Political Jokes

“The price of gasoline, oh, my God, it’s going crazy. In Hawaii, now over $4 a gallon. Again, President Bush, I don’t think he understands the problem. Like today, he says, ‘First off, nobody drives to Hawaii.’” –Jay Leno “Anybody … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“I think the world of John McCain. He looks like the kind of guy who still talks real loud on a long-distance phone call? ‘What time is it where you are? What? Can you hear me?’ … He looks like … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“I like Ralph Nader. He looks like a guy who comes into town once a year for supplies. … He looks like a guy you would see sitting on his front porch watching for out-of-state plates. … Ralph Nader looks … Continue reading

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Late Night Political Jokes

“John McCain seems reinvigorated. He has a new campaign slogan, ‘He’ll lead you into the 21st century.’ I like it better than the old slogan, which was ‘He’ll lead you into assisted living.’” –David Letterman “Experts believe that now that … Continue reading

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Richardson’s Gone Neckbeard!

I don’t know if anyone saw it on Super Tuesday, but this one caused a full-out triple take: At the beginning of the interview with Olbermann, Richardson admitted “well, I’ve been hitting the Cheddar Bugles pretty hard, rockin’ out on … Continue reading

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Bush: The Lighter Side of Tragedy

After the tragic weather on Super Tuesday, our furless leader took to the stage to reassure the American people that the government had everything under control, that all would be well. This is a bad storm that affected a lot … Continue reading

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