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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, July 12, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“The Republicans, for their part, have accepted the Supreme Court’s decision and said they’re going to focus on working with the president. I’m joking, of course. They threw a tantrum, sh*t in their pants, and flung their feces at the … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, June 21, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn’t want a big party so he just invited a few close friends to comb over — I mean, come over.” –Jimmy Fallon “Have you seen this video … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Friday, June 1, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“Here’s an election update. Today Mitt Romney met with a group of wealthy Latino business owners. Or as Romney calls them, ‘the Juan percent.’” –Jimmy Fallon “Over the past few months there’s been an increasing buzz that Mitt Romney will … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, May 24, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“Have you heard about Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin? He’s renounced his U.S. citizenship because it’ll save him millions of dollars of taxes — to which Mitt Romney said, ‘That’s what the Cayman Islands are for.’” –Jay Leno “Mitt Romney and … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, May 17, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has been going through an evolution on the issue. That makes opponents on the far right doubly angry. They don’t believe in gay marriage … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, May 10, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan yesterday. It wasn’t as big a surprise as last year’s Navy SEALs trip to Pakistan, but it was big.” –Jay Leno “Mitt Romney is fighting back at charges by President Obama and … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, April 5, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“Despite being broke and coming in last in the polls, Newt Gingrich says he’s in the race for the long haul, describing himself as ‘the tortoise in the race.’ The tortoise! See if he picks Donald Trump as his running … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Thursday, March 29, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“John McCain’s daughter Megan is going to be in the April issue of Playboy. I’m just glad John’s not alive to see this.” –David Letterman “This weekend President Obama will visit the border that separates North and South Korea. Not … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Friday, March 23, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty – unless she’s on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.” –Stephen Colbert “Rick Santorum is resonating with voters because of his authenticity. He … Continue reading →

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

Posted on Friday, March 9, 2012 by Doug Marquardt

“I thought the election was gonna be all about the economy. But the economy started doing better. So Republicans went to plan b: calling women whores.” –Bill Maher “This gas thing is not funny. We are looking at five dollar … Continue reading →

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