The Romneys, a Story of Income Inequality

Sam Pizzigati of Alternet wrote a piece on Romney during the 2008 presidential race that is just as relevant to the 2012 race:

Want to really understand how dramatically the distribution of wealth and income in the United States has changed over the past half-century? To gain that understanding, you could go poring through reams of dense research data. Or you could take a shorter route. You could simply consider the family financial history of Mitt Romney.

This Romney family history encapsulates, over the span of a single generation, just about every dominant trend that has shaped our increasingly unequal times. The tilt to the top. The squeeze on the middle. The assault on honest labor. Mitt Romney, for his part, appears to have precious little interest in telling this story — or discussing anything else about inequality. “I don’t believe,” he opined at a recent campaign stop in New Hampshire, “in this baloney that there are two Americas.”

Read the rest of the story at Alternet …

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Nevada Caucus Results

Today is the Nevada Caucus. The Nevada Secretary of State refers us to the Nevada GOP’s Twitter account for the caucus results. Fyi: Romney won the Nevada caucus in 2008, with Ron Paul in a distant second place.

Update 1/5/12:
It appears Romney won the caucus, with Gingrich in second, then Paul and Santorum.

Nevada GOP Twitter Feed – Latest Results:

Current #NVCaucus results with 88.9% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 21.3%, Paul: 18.5%, Romney: 49.6%, Santorum 10.3%, No Vote: 0.2%
Monday, February 6, 2012 3:17 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 86.7% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 21.6%, Paul: 18.5%, Romney: 49.3%, Santorum 10.4%, No Vote: 0.2%
Monday, February 6, 2012 1:48 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 84.2% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 21.6%, Paul: 18.7%, Romney: 48.9%, Santorum 10.5%, No Vote: 0.2%
Monday, February 6, 2012 1:02 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 80.9% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 22.1%, Paul: 18.8%, Romney: 48.1%, Santorum 10.7%, No Vote: 0.2%
Monday, February 6, 2012 12:03 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 77.9% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 22%, Paul: 18.8%, Romney: 48.2%, Santorum 10.7%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:54 PM
Current #NVCaucus results with 72.9% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 22.3%, Paul: 18.6%, Romney: 48.1%, Santorum 10.9%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:44 PM
Current #NVCaucus results with 70.4% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 22.6%, Paul: 18.6%, Romney: 47.6%, Santorum 11.1%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 12:06 PM
Current #NVCaucus results with 56% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 23.7%, Paul: 18.7%, Romney: 45.5%, Santorum 11.9%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 11:48 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 44.6% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 26%, Paul: 18.4%, Romney: 42.5%, Santorum 12.9%, No Vote: 0.1%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 6:06 AM
Just awaiting counts from Clark County!
Sunday, February 5, 2012 5:56 AM
#NVCaucus vote counts with 787 of 1835 precincts reporting: Gingrich 4228, Paul 2966, Romney 6858, Santorum 2102, No Vote 19.
Sunday, February 5, 2012 5:56 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 20.4% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 27.2%, Paul: 18.6%, Romney: 39.1%, Santorum 14.4%, No Vote: 0.7%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 4:53 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 18.7% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 27.6%, Paul: 18.6%, Romney: 38.4%, Santorum 14.7%, No Vote: 0.7%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 4:30 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 15.1% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 27.4%, Paul: 18.4%, Romney: 38.9%, Santorum 14.5%, No Vote: 0.8%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 4:25 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 16.6% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 27.2%, Paul: 19.2%, Romney: 38.6%, Santorum 14.3%, No Vote: 0.8%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:56 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 14.3% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 29%, Paul: 18.6%, Romney: 36.8%, Santorum 14.7%, No Vote: 0.8%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:46 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 12.5% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 26.2%, Paul: 19.2%, Romney: 40.8%, Santorum 13.6%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:22 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 11% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 26.2%, Paul: 18.8%, Romney: 41.1%, Santorum 13.7%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:21 AM
Current #NVCaucus results with 10.3% of precincts reporting: Gingrich: 26.3%, Paul: 19.1%, Romney: 40.7%, Santorum 13.7%, No Vote: 0.2%
Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:14 AM
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Little Clown Receives a Big Paycheck (Or, Why I Hate Ron Paul)

Hey everyone, seeing as this is my first article here on All Things Democrat I thought I’d give myself a quick little introduction:  My name’s Scott, I’m a 21-year old northern Virginian who was born and raised in Sterling, now attending school at Christopher Newport University in the south of the state.  I am currently a junior, double-majoring in American Studies and Political Science and double-minoring in Philosophy of Law and U.S. National Security Studies.  After getting my undergraduate degree, I would like to go on to law school and get a job for the government.  With that out of the way, let me get started.

Ron Paul Clown ShoesRecently, Republican candidate Ron Paul received a mighty big donation from Peter Thiel, a multi-millionaire co-founder of PayPal and one of the first investors of Facebook.  This, of course, has made Ron Paul’s enormous fan base very giddy, as they are aware that an election is largely determined by advertising, especially in this age of super PACs.  As many of you probably know, Ron Paul has become very popular among voters lately – especially voters of my generation – and it’s easy to see why.  In an age of government defined by inane wars, questionable legislation (the Patriot Act, SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, and the NDAA), a huge debt, unemployment, and personal liberty issues, who wouldn’t back a candidate openly outspoken against all of those things?  Actually, I think I might know who… perhaps those who believe that the New Deal saved us from the Great Depression?  A few crazy people who understand how necessary government regulation can be for businesses?  Insane idiots who realize the government needs to be supported with taxes to ensure that its citizens are being treated fairly and entitled to programs for those less fortunate?  Deranged psychotics who see the Constitution as a document laying the foundations of our society, but not as a perfect, prophetic document whose somewhat-vague laws should be the maximum, not the minimum, of those every entity should abide?  I recall a Ron Paul fan on YouTube saying that “you should vote for a candidate based on their entire platform, not just one or two things that they believe,” but based on what we know from history, what he’s suggesting you shouldn’t do sounds like the philosophy of everyone who supports Ron Paul!

Now, I’ve heard a lot of people compare the current GOP to that of a “Modern Confederacy.”  I don’t think this is entirely fair, as there are a few big differences – namely, the Tea Party Republicans would rather instill their backwards beliefs in our federal government rather than secede, and instead of blatantly standing for segregation, it’s more of a contest to see who can be the most subtly racist without crossing the line (which Mitt Romney has clearly won, given Gingrich’s comments that “African-Americans should demand paychecks,” Santorum’s infamous “blah people” remark, and even the big RP himself way before the contest began with racist newsletters bearing his name).  On that note, I think it’s fair to liken Ron Paul to a Modern Anti-Federalist, with only one big difference; unlike the Anti-Federalists of their day, Ron Paul has had the cushy advantage of knowing and seeing a successful federal government operate for hundreds of years, yet continues to ignore the benefits of a powerful nationwide government keeping us united.  I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty glad that we’ve only experienced one civil war, rather than a constant conflict between the United Kingdom of New England and the Mid-Atlantic Union fighting over who owns New York territory with constantly changing state borders.  Yes, I might be exaggerating a bit since Ron Paul wouldn’t necessarily divide us to that extent, so let’s get a bit more realistic here (although I’m a little disappointed that what I’m about to suggest is even considered realistic in this day and age).

I’m honestly surprised that corporations and CEOs aren’t behind Ron Paul, given that he wants to put a stop to the evils of federal minimum wage and corporate regulations, but I guess there are a few drawbacks – the weapon suppliers and corporate prisons would lose business with his isolationist desires and pro-drug legislation, respectively, his unwillingness to go to war would keep the country focused on domestic issues so that they’ll be more proactive in trying to oppose unfair laws, and most of all, his overall platform won’t earn him the vote of two important groups of his party – the social conservatives and the establishment Republicans (actually, do those even exist anymore?).  And maybe, just maybe, some of them are enlightened enough to understand that his views are so extreme they would hurt every single consumer and tank the economy… but I somehow doubt that’s much of a reason for rejection in their eyes.  Also, I want to point out that this guy claims he’s with the 99%… please.  I will admit that Paul is an absolute genius when it comes to hiding this: touting the reversal of years of progressiveness as “allowing liberties protected under the Constitution,” he’s basically advocating Mitt Romney’s concept that “corporations are people too” in a not-so-direct way.  This misconception that he would (somehow) not help corporations by severely deregulating them gets him so much more appeal than he would if he were more openly friendly with big businesses, and that’s what makes his strategy so calculatingly evil – if I were running as a president trying to undo all of the hard work that FDR and other progressive leaders have done to ensure fair working conditions for us, I would definitely go about it the same way with this twisted association between corporate regulations and natural rights.

Obviously, if elected president, Ron Paul would have to go through Congress to get any of this crazy, extremist legislation passed.  However, if we were to assume that it got through (which it very well may considering the Libertarian uprising), here’s how it might directly affect me as a random American citizen: my dad is a federal employee (yes, the government created his job, suck on that anti-establishment), but under Ron Paul, it is very likely that his branch could be shut down and put my dad out of a job.  My mother and brother, who work through the public education system, could have their jobs in jeopardy as well, but nonetheless, my dad is the main provider for our family.  So now that my dad’s unemployed and our modest middle-income family isn’t making enough to get by, we’re entitled to a number of welfare programs, right?  No way, because those aren’t liberties guaranteed in the Constitution!  Instead, it is left up to the states (which is conservative speak for “get rid of it”), and I don’t think the Old Dominion’s ever been one of those very progressive states that would establish such a program if they didn’t have to.  At this point, my dad’s desperate to find a job, and he would be really lucky if, with his law degree, he could work somewhere that offers $5 an hour, regardless of how inhumane the working conditions may be.  And thus, unless we use the last of our earnings to move to a sensible country in Europe or Canada before airports raise their prices to massive levels, we are doomed to a lifetime of poverty.  Of course, this is the worst case scenario (although I neglected to mention the issue of operating on the gold standard, because honestly I’m not quite sure what effect relating money to some arbitrary object would have on the economy), but the fact it’s a possibility at all certainly makes me think twice about voting for such a person – with any other GOP candidate, the worst case scenario is that my dad gets a pay freeze and the economy gets even worse than it was under Bush (but still, not as bad as it would in Ron Paul’s case).

Lastly, I would like to point out that Ron Paul does not understand the Founding Fathers at all.  They never intended the Constitution to be the permanent, all-purpose law of the land (if they had, why would they have established Congress?) and even predicted it would be amended or re-written much more often than it has been, with Jefferson in particular strongly believing that “the living should not be ruled by the dead.”  You could argue that the Constitution would be amended more often under Paul’s standards, but is there really a point to that if it simply replaced the current legislation process?  The most that would do is de-legitimize its value as a document guaranteeing the minimum of personal liberties all Americans are entitled to.

With that, I will leave you with a quote from Thomas Jefferson:

Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark of the covenant, too sacred to be touched. They ascribe to the men of the preceding age a wisdom more than human, and suppose what they did to be beyond amendment…But I know also, that laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths disclosed, and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also, and keep pace with the times.

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New Addition to the Site

I added a Resource page for our bloggers and readers that will help research posts, or if you simply want to view the latest economic data.

Economic Data Charts: Links for important economic data, charts and graphs.

Enjoy!

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Gingrich: F*CK YOU FLORIDA!

Of course, he didn’t say that. But watch this fun Jimmy Kimmel spoof of what he may have been wanting to say …

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Opposition Research on Romney

We have several good opposition research items on Rom-neocon, including:

  • 2010 and 2011 tax returns (downloadable copies)
  • How Bain used government assistance to boost profits
  • Romney’s economic record in Massachusetts
  • Romney’s neocon advisors, same who got us into Iraq

See the 2012 Opposition Research Open Thread for details.

“Rom-neocon” image from sodahead.com

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Super Bowl Weekend and Indiana’s Right to Work Blues

Indiana’s GOP Governor Mitch Daniels followed through with his threat to screw workers on Wednesday and signed the RTW bill into law. I say “screw” because he told labor he would not enact RTW in Indiana, but that was when he needed their vote. As a worker of another RTW state (Arizona), I don’t envy Indiana’s workers. Arizona wages are low, unbelievably low, and you can forget about health care and pension benefits.

Fortunately, thanks to ol’ Scott Walker, labor is energized and protests are widespread and supported by the majority of Americans. The Super Bowl will be ground zero for this weekend’s protests by both labor and the NFL Players Association. According to ThinkProgress, DeMaurice Smith, the executive director of the NFL Players Association, will participate in the protest. I hope to see some NFL players in the protests, and to hear a mention of it during the pre-game show.

This kind of organization feels much like that of the #OWS movement, and Salon has that one way of fighting the RTW law would be by treating the labor movement as an #OWS-style movement, instead of a business. There’s some merit to that argument, but I say, whatever gets the job done.

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Komen’s Bad Decision and the Marketing of Breast Cancer

Yes, Komen bowed to pressure and restored funding to Planned Parenthood. But their initial bad decision led to greater scrutiny of their own funding operation and, as a result, they may never repair their image and receive the same level of donations as in the past.

Democrats will, and should, find another charity that targets breast cancer research. Obviously, the Republican-led Komen foundation has an agenda that’s not Dem-friendly, and it appears, its not an effective supporter of breast cancer research. Karen Handel, Senior VP of Komen and Palin supporter, declared, “I do not support the mission of Planned Parenthood.” The foundation reports annual revenues of nearly $350 million dollars but dedicates a mere 24% of donations to breast cancer research, only 11% goes to breast cancer screening, while the CEO makes a salary of nearly half a million dollars a year. The organization spends over $27 million dollars a year on “administration expenses” (not “fundraising expenses”, which costs another $27 million dollars a year). The radical right is so quick to claim there’s “waste, fraud and abuse” in government programs … why do they give Komen a pass (because when right-wingers make excessive amounts of money, its just “capitalism”)?

Peter Rothberg of The Nation alerts us to a new documentary film, Pink Ribbons, Inc., (based on Dr. Samantha King’s book Pink Ribbons Inc.: Breast Cancer and the Politics of Philanthropy), which takes on the Komen foundation and the entire “breast cancer industry”. The film opened in Canada today and will open soon in the U.S. I’d see the film based on the trailer, alone.

If you know of another, more worthy charitable organization for breast cancer screening and research, please leave us a note in the comments.

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HHS Ruling Based on Reality, Reactions to It – Not So Much

CBS reported that during church services on Sunday,

“Catholics around the country were read a blistering letter assailing the Obama administration for an “assault on religious liberty” in the form of a coming requirement that most church-linked organizations – among them hospitals, schools and universities – offer birth control coverage as part of their health care plans.”

According to Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal* today (emphasis mine):

 ”President Obama just may have lost the election. The president signed off on a Health and Human Services ruling that says …Catholic Institutions—including its charities, hospitals and schools—will be required by law, for the first time ever, to provide and pay for insurance coverage that includes contraceptives, abortion-inducing drugs and sterilization procedures. If they do not, they will face ruinous fines in the millions of dollars. Or they can always go out of business. In other words, the Catholic Church was told this week that its institutions can’t be Catholic anymore.”

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The “secular atheist society” is at it again! They’ve ramped up the “war on religion”!

What an absolute load of melodramatic crap. The only votes Obama will lose as a result of this HHS decision are those of religious leaders whose noses are out of joint.

According to a report by the Guttmacher Institute, the fact of the matter is, 98% of the women listening to that letter Sunday, yes I’m talking Catholic women, have used or are currently using some form of contraception, 70% of which have used sterilization, the birth control pill or an IUD.

In an article on the U.S. Catholic website, Bryan Cones makes this point:

“Church institutions cannot on the one hand ask for public money and then cry “religious freedom” when the public money comes with strings attached… We’re talking millions in state and federal funds–more like hundreds of millions.”

There is a sure-fire way to maintain Catholic “religious freedom” as now understood by the bishops: forgo public money and pursue charitable, educational, and health care work with our own money.”

As for Ms. Noonan’s ridiculous claim of “ruinous fines”, Chick Publications reports:

“The Vatican’s treasure of solid gold has been estimated by the United Nations World Magazine to amount to several billion dollars. A large bulk of this is stored in gold ingots with the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank, while banks in England and Switzerland hold the rest. But this is just a small portion of the wealth of the Vatican, which in the U.S. alone, is greater than that of the five wealthiest giant corporations of the country. When to that is added all the real estate, property, stocks and shares abroad, then the staggering accumulation of the wealth of the Catholic church becomes so formidable as to defy any rational assessment.”

“The Catholic church is the biggest financial power, wealth accumulator and property owner in existence. She is a greater possessor of material riches than any other single institution, corporation, bank, giant trust, government or state of the whole globe. The pope, as the visible ruler of this immense amassment of wealth, is consequently the richest individual of the twentieth century. No one can realistically assess how much he is worth in terms of billions of dollars.”

- THE VATICAN BILLIONS by Avro Manhattan

You’ll pardon me if I don’t shed a tear for the religious 1%. Women will not abide your arcane mandates when it comes to their families and their livlihoods.

*Wall Street Journal subscription required

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Friday Funnies

Yup, Mario Piperni is still cranking-out the best …

Romney Hood

the reaganites

gingrich: this pig is cooked
newt-ista
santorum: don't be an idiot
republican elephant quote

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IT’S ALL ABOUT the BOOBIES…(And, Punishing Poor Women for Political Gain!)

Komen has arrived on the front lines, in the War on the POOR.  (Hey, if Mitt Romney, the Radical Republicans, and the Tea Partiers  don’t care about the poor, then why should Komen… ) {SARCASM INTENDED & APPLIED}

Yes.  The legendary Susan G. Komen Foundation, known for its fundraising efforts in the fight against cancer said that it would be withdrawing grants given to Planned Parenthood for breast cancer screenings.  Who does this hurt?  Women at or below the poverty level.

Komen, really.  We looked the other way when we found out that your CEO rakes in almost a ½ million dollar a year salary-But when you cave to political pressure in spite of the lives it will cost, its time to draw a goddamn line!

33 MILLION WOMEN visit Planned Parenthood each year.

76% of 33 MILLION are at or below the poverty level.

Fun facts about Komen and their love affair with the Far, Far RIGHT….

 Congressional Republicans being the Far Right’s willing
foot soldiers in its war on women, Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.) launched an inquiry to determine whether Planned Parenthood uses public money to fund abortions. Planned Parenthood receives federal money but cannot use it to provide abortions. The malicious and farcical inquiry is based on the ongoing smear campaign against Planned Parenthood by Religious
Right
activists, but Komen is using this as its excuse to stop funding Planned Parenthood’s critical work — citing a new policy about not supporting organizations under congressional investigation.

The right-wing pressure leading to Komen’s decision also came from within the organization. Last year, Komen hired as its new
vice president of public policy Karen Handel, an anti-choice former secretary of state and Republican candidate for governor in Georgia. During her failed primary bid, Handel vowed to cut off any state-allocated funds to Planned Parenthood and was one of Sarah Palin’s infamous “Mama Grizzly”endorsed candidates. Indeed, the bio on Handel’s Twitter account reads “Lifelong Conservative Republican formerly Georgia’s first  Republican Secretary of State,” giving an indication of her priorities.

It’s now being reported that Komen’s top public health official, Mollie Williams, resigned in protest immediately following the Komen board’s decision to cut off Planned Parenthood in December.

In another apparent nod to anti-choice activists, Komen has also quietly stopped funding potentially life-saving stem cell research, showing that its mission to find “a cure” takes a back seat to its desire to please social conservatives.

Komen’s board includes Jane Abraham, the General Chairman of the anti-choice Susan B. Anthony List (SBA). SBA constantly spreads false information about federal government funding of abortion and public health and medical evidence surrounding safe abortion care. Abrams is also closely tied with the Nurturing Network, which exists for the sole purpose of convincing women that abortions cause a range of unrelated
health problems, like promoting the mythical link between abortions and breast cancer. Jodi Jacobson at RH Reality Check rightly asks, “Can you trust a breast cancer organization whose staff and board members lie about breast cancer?”

The GOOD NEWS?  Planned Parenthood donations have surged.  Let’s keep the momentum going: Donate Now.

More about Komen’s decision:

DailyKOS

Open Secrets

Talking Points Memo

Alter Net: Breasts Yes, Vaginas No?

Komen Faces Backlash After Pulling Planned Parenthood Funds

Komen Foundation In Contortions Over Justifying Planned Parenthood Decision

 

 

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AZ’s Recalled Bigot Files for Re-Election

Just got an email from the Arizona Democratic Party …

recalled russell pearce files for re-electionRussell Pearce, the recalled AZ state senator, resident bigot, and self-proclaimed Tea Party President didn’t get the message the first time. He actually filed papers for re-election in the newly created Arizona District 25. The man responsible for Arizona’s “papers please” law, SB1070, was ousted last November by Republican moderate and Mormon leader Jerry Lewis. Since then, the AZ GOP has thrown a lot of love his way and it went to his head.

The AZDP released this statement today:

“As we saw last weekend when Russell Pearce was elected the GOP’s shadow chairman, the Arizona Republican Party is doubling down on the same failed leadership that even Pearce’s own conservative district has rejected. Given that, it should come as no surprise that Pearce is running for reelection.”

“Arizona has shown time and again over the last year that it has moved past the ugly and divisive politics of Russell Pearce. Come November, Arizona will again show Pearce that his time is over.”

This racist trash cannot be allowed back in a position of power. All Things Democrat will be sure to follow the story and help where we can.

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Romney Gets Trump Endorsement

When I’m wrong I’m wrong. Donald Trump did not endorse Newt Gingrich, he endorsed Mitt Romney, who told reporters at the Trump Las Vegas Hotel,

“Look, there are some things that you just can’t imagine happening in your life, this is one of them.”

Seriously?

Romney by DonkeyHotey

Romney might want to hold off on celebrating the endorsement, though; according to the Washington Post,

“A January…poll found that nearly two-thirds of Republicans and GOP-leaning independents said a Trump endorsement would make no difference in their vote. Moreover, somewhat more said it would be more of a reason to oppose than to support a candidate (20 to 13 percent).”

Among all Americans, just 8 percent said they’d be more likely to vote for a Trump-endorsed candidate; more than three times as many said they’d be less likely to do so (26 percent).

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Late Night Political Jokes for Dems

“Despite his big loss in Florida Newt Gingrich vows to stay in the GOP race. And we all know when Newt takes a vow he really sticks with it.” –Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney went to a McDonald’s and ordered burgers and fries and apparently everything was going well until Romney asked the cashier if she could break a $1 million bill.” –Conan O’Brien

“Studies are showing that Republican candidates are buying a lot of their ad time on the Weather Channel. You can tell because last night, the weatherman blamed the cold front on immigration and gay marriage.” –Conan O’Brien

“Rick Santorum says Newt Gingrich is too hot, Mitt Romney is too cold, but he’s the ‘Goldilocks candidate.’ Yes, nothing gets voters excited like comparing yourself to tepid porridge.” –Craig Ferguson

“A lot of people want Gingrich and Romney to continue their attacks on each other all the way to the convention. These people are called Democrats.” –Craig Ferguson

“I don’t know whether Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich won but we do know one thing for certain: tomorrow both of them can go back to ignoring Latinos.” –Stephen Colbert

“Newt Gingrich has been attacking Mitt Romney for being wealthy and having money in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands. See, that’s when you know you’re part of the top 1 percent, when your bank’s address has the word ‘island’ in it.” –Jay Leno

“But, Romney says he is not a creature of Washington. He has lived in the real streets of America. I believe it’s Easy Street, if I’m not mistaken.” –Jay Leno

“Ron Paul was not in Florida, he was campaigning up in Maine. They think he was afraid that if he went to Florida, they’d grab him and put him in an old folks home.” –Jay Leno

“Now, Senator John McCain has gotten into the act; McCain says that the Republican debates have turned into mud wrestling. To which Herman Cain said, “I knew I got out too soon!” –Jay Leno

“Over the weekend, Herman Cain announced that he is endorsing Newt Gingrich. Well sure, adulterers like to stick together. You never know when you need an alibi. You cover for me, I’ll cover for you.” –Jay Leno

“Today, Snoop Dog endorsed Ron Paul for president. Snoop said he likes Paul’s positions on everything from legalizing pot … to legalizing pot.” ” –Conan O’Brien

“Newt Gingrich picked up an endorsement from Herman Cain. It’s not unlike getting Carrot Top’s endorsement for an Academy Award.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer also said, I swear to God, this is the quote — today she said, or yesterday she was interviewed about this, she said she felt a ‘little bit threatened.’ Really? On the tarmac in broad daylight? By the — what was he going to do, deck her? Or buy the house next door? I mean, wow. Lord help this woman if she ever runs into a really scary black guy like Wayne Brady or Urkel.” –Bill Maher

“Mitt Romney said he loves Florida. All the sunshine and sandy beaches reminds him of the country where he keeps hi money.” –Bill Maher

“Yes, Mitt finally released his tax returns for one year. It turns out he keeps a lot of his money in the Cayman Islands, in Bermuda, Luxemburg, a Swiss bank account. And he said he’s not trying to evade paying taxes by keeping his money in these places. That’s like saying I got caught with meth and crack, but it wasn’t because I was trying to get high.” –Bill Maher

“These debates have jumped the shark because last night the Republican stalked about three things: deporting Mexican grandmothers, building a colony on the moon that could become the 51st state, and how Obama is out of touch.” –Bill Maher

“Newt may be toast already. The Republican establishment have the knives out for him. Tom Delay said Newt Gingrich was the most despicable human being he has seen since shaving this morning.” –Bill Maher

“Mitt Romney is going to release 2010 and 2011 tax returns. Not to be outdone, Newt Gingrich is going to release his 1988, 1994, and 2005 wedding vows.” –Conan O’Brien

Courtesy of DIRECT eZine, the newsletter of the San Diego County Democratic Party

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Trump to Announce…Something

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I’m on the edge of my seat! Donald Trump is holding a press conference today!

According to Politico, Trump advisor Michael Cohen made this announcement:

“Donald J. Trump will be making a major announcement tomorrow (Thursday, February 2, 2012) at 12:30 p.m. at Trump International Hotel & Tower, Las Vegas, Nevada.  He will be arriving this evening at approximately 11:30 p.m.  The announcement will pertain to the Presidential race.

Seriously, tell me again, why do we care? Gingrich and Trump by Donkeyhotey

He’ll probably give an endorsement, which will probably give a bump in the polls to whoever he endorses because, for some reason, Tea Partiers and many Conservatives idolize this guy. My guess would be it’s going to be Gingrich; the only question is, what “coalition” or “committee” will Gingrich put him on in return?

 

Gingrich & Trump by DonkeyHotey

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